The sword of the naive knight gets stuck in the pudding of life.

Thursday 12 February 2009

Now they've sent me a pocket sized e-celebrity.

Congratulations to my online banking security system which has won the Information Security Project of the Year award. Yes, well done, but no, wait! Does my online banking security system have the functionality to vote, to sit at a round table and joke with its peers, do they compere, do they make acceptance speeches, do they cry?


Wednesday 4 February 2009

Football Name News

I still have never really got over someone called ARSene taking a job at ARSenal football club. But ARSene Wenger (French) seems to have a real brain on him and so (unlike the Marie Curie, Maria Callas, Mariah Carey thing that I have now come to terms with) it can't just be a coincidence. I really think he is a top joker.

This thesis is now proven since he has recently completely revised his transfer policy and spent £15m on a man called ARShavin just because of the first 3 letters of his name. This morning it is reported he has locked himself in his office and given the day over to giggling to himself.

It's no surprise that he chose football for his silliness, though, since the only other options for him involved arson, arsenic and arses.